Showing posts with label Am Vets. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 20, 2017

Why Most Legions, VFWs, Eagles, Elks and Moose Lodges Struggle for Money

All across America there are Fraternal, Benevolent, Religious and Military organizations. They are known as VFW’s, American Legions, DAV’s, Am Vets, Elks, Eagles, Moose, Odd Fellows, Knights of Columbus, etc. Some are called posts; some are lodges, while others are aeries. All were chartered on great principles and each contribute immensely to the communities they serve.









Most are housed in humble, but prominent buildings. Many offer a bar area where members, and even the general public can sit, relax, and share friendship. About 65% offer some form of hot food service - generally popcorn, pizza and burgers; but on special occasions such as holidays, membership nights or installation nights they serve nice meals.

Joining one of these organizations is fairly easy. One talks to a member - gets an application and submits it the governing body who then verifies the information. If approved a small initiation fee is generally required, then there is some sort of introductory process or perhaps even a ritual. Then, each year a ‘nominal’ annual membership fee is required.

One would think these clubs with their membership base to draw upon and the great name recognition they have in the community would be rolling in dough; however most struggle financially. Why? Eba G’s believes for three reasons:

REASON NUMBER 1 – Two Many Cooks. Members of these clubs think of them as their ‘personal hangouts’. They walk into restricted areas like the kitchen, behind the bar and even in the storage rooms. Because it’s ‘their club’ they give advice and bark out orders or criticize employees: especially the bartenders, wait staffs, cooks, dishwashers etc. They tell employees what to do and what not to do. Working in one of these organizations is a nightmare for employees. They receive way too much unneeded guidance and conflicting directions which creates chaos and bedlam.

REASON NUMBER 2 – Scared Cows. Service clubs perpetuate ‘Scared Cows’ that prevent profits. Wednesday night Bingos, Pinnacle on Tuesday afternoons, Sheepshead & Cribbage on Thursdays and $1 tap beer. Imported wines, fancy craft beers wines and exotic cocktails are seldom found behind the bar.

REASON NUMBER 3 – Non-Professional Club Managers. The governing bodies of service clubs, which are elected, think of themselves as the de facto club owners. They typically hire under-qualified individuals who are willing to work for ridiculously low wages yet are called Club Managers. The Club Managers they hire have little - if any - real management or business experience. Most were just good bartenders or nice cooks with outgoing personalities. The vast majority are clueless on how to actually run a profitable bar operation. They’re given tremendous responsibilities but no real authority - everything they do must be approved by “The Board”.

With no management experience they seldom set or enforce - employee standards and don’t provide employees with any real training on core areas like: 1) customer service 2) menu sales 3) food preparation & presentation 4) cocktail mixing techniques or 5) bar courtesies. They have no idea how to develop a cash flow analysis or plan money making events or schedule entertainment programs. They continue to perpetuate revenue loosing and lackluster events so as not to ruffle the feathers of the ‘old timers’ – and they wind up maintaining the status quo.

Creating a profitable post, aerie or lodge is not hard.  Here is the formula:







1) Hire a professional manager - someone with knowledge and experience in food and beverage operations

2) Allow that person to manage - let him or her create profitable food & drink specials and 

3) Enforce conduct and dress standards for both club members and employees.

Great Club Managers pay for themselves in no time. They increase bar profits, generate food sales and boost membership. Plus they reduce those the discriminatory dividers such as: the WWII Vets don’t like the Korean Vets and the Vietnam Vets don’t like the Desert Storm Vets etc, etc, etc.

The one thing to remember is: If your lodge, post or aeries hires Floyd or Betty’s niece to be your Club or Bar Manager will continue to be hard pressed for cash and never build up membership.












Eba G is a bar profit analyst who helps small bars, local taverns and fraternal clubs generate big profits. Eba G shares great ideas visit Eba on face book at www.facebook.com/eba.gee.barprofits or link with Eba at www.linkedin.com/in/ebagee to increase your sales and enhance your profits?


Monday, March 23, 2015

Volunteer Duty at the National Cemetery

Kevin and I volunteered for Cemetery duty at our local National Cemetery here in Oklahoma on Memorial Day. Kevin is a member of our local American Legion and I am with the VFW post here in town.

We were lucky we drew a short shift from 3 PM to 7PM; however it turned out to be a longer time then I expected. Man, all I wanted to do was get the day over with and get back to the Post and have a few cold one. While at attention, I couldn’t help myself, I cheated and looked at my watch; I saw the time was 6:55 and thought my God just five more minutes and the cemetery gates will close and I am outta here. I felt just miserable in the sweltering heat wearing my full dress uniform.   

Just then a car pulled in the cemetery; it was an older model Cadillac – however it looked almost showroom new.  It drove in at a snail's pace and parked in front of the main building and an old lady got out.  God did she move slow; I thought she was paralyzed. She had a cane in one hand and a big sheaf of flowers in the other - about four or five bunches as best I could tell.

I couldn't help myself. An unwanted thought flashed through my mind and left a bitter taste: 'This old broad is probably going to spend an hour here and I'm ready to get back to the Post for a few beers.' Unfortunately, I volunteered for this duty and now it was my job was to escort or assist anyone coming into the cemetery – regardless of the time.

I knew Kevin would lock the 'In' gate promptly at 7PM and I was pretty sure, if I could hurry up this old biddy up we could make it to the Post by 7:30.  I broke attention and my hip made those God awful gritty noises as I took my first few steps - the pain shot up my spine.

I must have looked like a real military sight - a middle-aged man with a noticeable pot gut, limping and wearing a full-dress uniform, which had lost its razor crease about thirty minutes after arriving on duty at 3 in this terrible August heat.

I walked over to the old lady and she looked up at me with her old woman's squint.  'Ma'am, may I assist you in any way?'  She did not take long to answer.  'Yes, son - carry these flowers? I seem to be moving a tad slow these days.'  'My pleasure, ma'am.' I replied {it was a lie}.



She looked at me again and asked 'Son where were you stationed?'  'Vietnam, ma'am. Ground - pounder. '69 to '71.'  She looked at me closer. 'Wounded in action, I see. Well I'll try to be as quick as I can.'

I lied again, 'No hurry, ma'am.' Take your time. She smiled and said '
 Son, I'm 88-years-old and I can tell a lie from a long way off. So let's just get this done.’ As we walked she said ‘You know this might be the last time I ever make out here and can do this.  My name's Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few Marines I'd like to see one more time before I go just to say hello.'

'Yes, ma 'am - I am at your service.'

She headed for the World War I section and stopped at a grave stone. She pulled one of the flower bunches out of my arms and laid it on top of the stone. She murmured something I couldn't quite make out; however the name on the marble was Donald S. Davidson, USMC: France 1918.

She turned away and made a straight line for the World War II section, again stopping at one stone. This time I saw a tear slowly track its way down her cheek. She then grabbed another bunch of flowers and put it on that stone; the name on the stone was Stephen X. Davidson, USMC, 1943.

She then went up a few rows, grabbed another bunch of flowers out of my arms and laid them on another stone. This time the stone read Stanley J. Wieserman, USMC, 1944.  At this stone she paused for a very long time and now several tears flowed.  Then she said 'Only two more, son, and then you will be done with me'.

I almost didn't say anything, but, somehow I managed to say 'Take your time Ma'am.'

She looked confused now and asked ' Where's the Vietnam section, son? I seem to have lost my way. ’I pointed with my chin; 'That way, ma'am.'  'Oh!' she chuckled quietly. 'Son, me and old age aren’t too friendly.'

She then headed down the walkway I'd pointed at and she stopped at a couple of stones before she found the one she wanted. She grabbed another bunch of flowers from my arms placed it on the stone of Larry Wieserman, USMC, 1968 where she just stood for about 5 minutes.  Then we walked to the last stone Darrel Wieserman, USMC, 1970.  She stood there murmuring words which I could not make out but I saw a noticeable stream of tears flow by this stone.

'OK, son, I'm finished. You can take me back to my car and you can go home now.'

‘Yes, ma'am. If I may ask ma'am, were those your kinfolk’?

She said ' Yes, Donald Davidson was my father, Stephen was my uncle, Stanley was my husband, Larry and Darrel were my sons. All killed in action, all were Marines.'

I walked with her as she slowly and painfully made her way back to her car.  As she drove off I waited for a polite distance to come between us - then I double-timed it over to Kevin who was waiting in the running car with the air conditioner on.  I jumped in and said "let’s go - get to the 'Out' gate ASAP... there is something we have to do.'

Kevin started to say something, but when he saw the look I gave him he broke the rules and sped through the cemetery as fast as he could down the service road.  Thankfully we made it to the “Out’ gate before Mrs.Wieserman.  Her car was just now approaching the rotunda.

'Kevin" I said” walk with me and stand next to me at the gatepost and for God’s sake stand at attention - just follow my lead".  We humped it across the drive and when the Cadillac came puttering around from the hedges and began heading toward the gate, I yelled 'Ten Hut! - - - Present Haaaarms!'

I have to hand it to Kevin; he never blinked an eye. Standing next to me in his dress uniform at attention his salute would have made any DI proud. 

Mrs. Wieserman drove through that gate that day with two old worn-out soldiers - members of a small town American Legion and VFW - giving her a special send-off - a send off she deserved and earned for the services she had rendered to her country and for knowing that duty, honor and sacrifices go far beyond the realm of what most people can phantom.

I’m not sure, but to this very day, I honestly believe I saw a salute returned from that old lady driving that Cadillac.


Forgive me if your computer screen just got blurry -- mine did to – it always does when I read this story.  I sincerely hope this story was worth sharing as because I firmly believe that we as a nation never forget those who have fallen before us. Feel free to do what you want with this story - delete it if you like; however my hope is you will take just a moment to share this great story with some friends or loved ones.  Eba Gee USAF - Retired {1968 - 1989} 

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Beer Drinker Poll

We have just added a poll on our blog which we hope all adults over the age of 21 will share their thoughts.  The poll wants to know how you enjoy your beer.  In a bottle, in a can, from a tap.   

Friday, March 15, 2013

Barender Trivia - Tea

Ever wonder why tea is such a popular drink around the world? 

Well one pound of tea leaves can make 300 cups of tea?

Monday, March 11, 2013

Bartender Trivia

Soldiers Disease was a term coined back in the Civil War.   It was used to describe soldiers who were addicted to morphine.  When the Civil Ware was over 400,000 men were addicted to morphine.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Bartender Trivia - Prisoners

Bartenders need to know their customers.

One out of every 43 prisoners in America escapes from Prison or a County Jail.  94% are recaptured within 24 hours.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Bartender Trivia

Bartenders need to know their customers.

Only one in fourteen women in America is a natural blond and only one in sixteen men is a natural blond.

Friday, February 8, 2013

7 Ways Guaranteed to Lose Money With Your Bar, Tavern, Pub or Post

Hard to believe but there are bar and tavern owners who disagree with the strategies I share to increase their bar’s profits.  Some think my money making ideas are too simple.  Well just for fun I thought I would share seven strategies I guarantee will help you lose money.  Yes, each idea is simple however I assure you they are all effective and so easy to implement.

1)   Look Dirty.   When you or your staff tend bar look dirty; wear well worn clothing, the same clothes you wore the day before work great.  If possible make sure the clothing has stains or has grease spots.  If you don’t’ have soiled clothing anything with rips or tears will work just as well to help you lose profits.   

2)   Bitch, Bitch, Bitch.   Whenever possible bitch in front of customers.  Any subject is good but the best topics tend to be: spouses, taxes, local law enforcement and any state or federal politician.  Listening to bitching encourages customers to reduce their time in your bar and drive your sales down.

3)   Over Serve Customers.   Watching an individual sway back and forth in a bar stool and mumble incoherently is so amusing and it’s intriguing to watch an over served customer head for the restroom or walk out the door; no one knows if they are going to stumble or fall. Knowing that you “over serve” reassures everyone they can count on you to over serve them and once again your profits will decrease.   

4)   Tolerate Obnoxious Customers.  (My personal favorite).  By all means tolerate obnoxious customers.  Allow small groups (men or women – it doesn’t make a difference) to drop the F bomb and shout “F” once in a while.  It’s charming to hear a discussion about this F-ng thing and that F-ng thing and all the F-ng things wrong in the F-ng world and all the things F-ng up someone’s life.  Yeap, permitting rude and repugnant behaviors will really help you lose profits.

5)   Loud Juke Boxes and TVs.  Blaring juke boxes and deafening TV volumes are a must.  There’s nothing better than to sip on a drink and watch the few people who wanted the volume cranked up wiggle on the bar floor; it’s almost as much fun as listening to a couple of loud mouths yell at a TV screen.  Cranking up the volume really does have an impact on your sales. 

6)   Garbage and Trash.  Try to have garbage and trash visible in your bar.  It doesn’t have to be a lot but it must be noticeable.  Examples are empty beer bottles on games tops, rubbish in the window sills and trash building-up under the pool table.  A real plus is to never wipe down the bar counter or table tops after a customer leaves. New arrivals love the surprise of laying their arms or hands on a sticky surface.  Two other proven profit losing techniques to consider are never:  1) clean under the bar’s foot rail or 2) pick up litter outside.  Customer appreciate the dust balls accumulating under the bar rail and seeing empty beer cans and trash blowing around your parking lot and front entrance.  Garbage is such an easy way to lose revenues.
 

7)   Repulsive Restrooms.  A true favorite.  Only scrub out the sinks, wipe down the mirrors and clean the lavatories in your restrooms once a month.  Also only re-paint the walls and stalls once every two or three years. To accelerate the loss of profits have broken paper towel dispensers and out-of-order hand dryers in the restrooms.  There really is nothing better that walking into a disgusting, graffiti marked restroom then not being able to dry your hands.  Yeah, losing bar profits can be so easy.   

Well there you have it, Eba G’s Seven (7) Guaranteed Ways To Lose Money With Your Bar or Tavern.  Some of you may have already tried a few of these ideas and know they work well.  Feel free to try the rest.  If you liked them send me an email barprofitman@gmail.com or tweet me @EbaG2. If I get enough feedback I’ll share The 7 Wonderful Ways to Lose Regular and Longtime Customers. Rest assured these ideas will be easy to implement as well and extremely effective.
 

Remember when you want to increase your Bar’s, Tavern’s, Pub’s or Post’s profits Eba G. is here and always ready to help.   

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Salute To The Military

This week I will begin my salute to the military.  Each week we will recognize one branch of Military Service.  If you served in the branch being recognized below please post a comment and let everyone know.

Also and this is a very important request. I would also like to the know the best Officers Club, Top Three Club, NCO Club, Airmen's Club, Soldiers Club, Sailors Club, Marine Club, Enlisted Club or All Hands Club you were ever in. 

Tell me were the club was located either on a base or post or if was located off an installation such as the China Fleet Club.


Tell me why you thought it was the best club ever?


To begin my salute I will begin with the branch of service I proudy served in for 21 years.


Monday, January 21, 2013

Interesting and Important History Lesson

In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians were exterminated.

In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, were rounded up and exterminated.

China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents were exterminated.
Germany established gun control in 1938 from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews exterminated.
Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians were exterminated.
Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, exterminated.

During WW II Japan decided not to invade America. The Military High Command advised against it as most Generals knew many American households had guns.
Gun-control laws generally have adverse affects on law-abiding citizens – let’s be real careful if we suggest more gun control laws.