Sunday, November 27, 2016

The Drafted Bartender Went A.W.O.L.

Jimmy, was a bartender from a small rural town who got drafted in the US Army during WW II. 

On his first day in the Army Jimmy was issued a comb. Later that afternoon Jimmy was sent to a barber who sheared off all his hair.

On his second in the Army Jimmy was issued a toothbrush. Right after lunch Jimmy was sent to see an Army dentist who yanked out two of his teeth.

On his third day in the Army Jimmy was issued a jock strap.  The US Army hasn't seen him since 1943. 

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