Jimmy, was a bartender from a small rural town who got drafted in the US Army during WW II.
On his first day in the Army Jimmy was issued a comb. Later that afternoon Jimmy was sent to a barber who sheared off all his hair.
On his second in the Army Jimmy was issued a toothbrush. Right after lunch Jimmy was sent to see an Army dentist who yanked out two of his teeth.
On his third day in the Army Jimmy was issued a jock strap. The US Army hasn't seen him since 1943.