Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Beer Drinker Poll

We have just added a poll on our blog which we hope all adults over the age of 21 will share their thoughts.  The poll wants to know how you enjoy your beer.  In a bottle, in a can, from a tap.   

Monday, March 25, 2013

Ridiculous Bar Joke I heard this weekend - It made me smile

A guy is sitting in a bar and three gorgeous, drop dead "full-figure" women walk in and sit at the table next to him.  He can't over help but hear their conversation.

Their charming accent appeared to be Scottish, so trying to be witty, he turned around to their table and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

Embarrassed he apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing he remember ... until the paramedics arrived.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Monday, March 11, 2013

Bartender Trivia

Soldiers Disease was a term coined back in the Civil War.   It was used to describe soldiers who were addicted to morphine.  When the Civil Ware was over 400,000 men were addicted to morphine.

Friday, March 1, 2013

My Favorite Beer Joke

A major US company held a managers meeting in San Diego.  Managers from around the country flew in to learn the new corporate goals and be briefed on new policies and procedures that were to take effect. After an exhausting day of training a few managers, on their way back to their hotel, passed a small bar and one manager suggested they stop in for a quick drink.

Upon walking into the bar they were greeted by a bartender who noticed they were still wearing their meeting name tags.  The bartender approached the manager from St Louis and asked “Sir, what may I get you”.  “I’d like a bottle of the King of the Beers” he replied.  Aah, Budweiser, fine choice Sir.  Next the bartender looked to the manager from Milwaukee and said “And you Sir, what can I get you?  “I would like a bottle of the Champaign of Bottled Beer” “Miller and excellent choice” the bartender said. 
Next the bartender looked at the manager from Denver and said, “Sir what would be your pleasure?” “I would like a bottle of the only beer in America brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water”.  Coors, my personal favorite” the bartender said.  Finally the bartender turned to the manager from Boston and said “Sir, what can I get for you?”  Do you have Diet Pepsi or Diet Mountain Dew?”  Sir I have them both – which would you prefer”.  “Diet Mountain Dew please” was the reply.
When the Bartender turned to gather the order the other three managers turned in amazement toward their colleague from Boston.  Finally one spoke” You’re from Boston crying out loud, why didn’t’ you order a Sam Adams?” “Well he replied, I figured since none of you were drinking beer I didn’t want to be the only one.”