A guy is sitting in a bar and three gorgeous, drop dead "full-figure" women walk in and sit at the table next to him. He can't over help but hear their conversation.
Their charming accent appeared to be Scottish, so trying to be witty, he turned around to their table and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
Embarrassed he apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing he remember ... until the paramedics arrived.