A man traveling out west enters a small restaurant that serves beer and is seated at a table. In a few minutes an attractive waitresses walks over and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
The man looks at the menu and then scans the waitress’ beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns to his table and asks again, "Sir, what would you like?" The man flashes the waitress a broad smile and answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, and she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A elderly gentleman sitting at the next table sipping on a beer leans over and whispers, "Young Man, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."